Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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