I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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