I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
you will always have a special place in my vag
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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