Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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