well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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