Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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