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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'll bet she douches with gravy.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.

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  Thanks dad.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?

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  Becoming a productive member of society?

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  Sam. Come on.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride

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• (631): View more from New York

  I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless

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• (512): View more from Texas

  My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?

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• (707): View more from California

  I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha

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• (214): View more from Texas

  He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.

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