I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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