My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
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She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.