rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.