ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.