just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not