just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
No subtext here. People are naked.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Sorry about my life...
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.