oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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