At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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