Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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