I just made out with a guy for $7.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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