i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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