The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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