My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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