If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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