porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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