real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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