Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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