why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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