dude i'm inner monologue high
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
