What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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