so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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