he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Drake has all the answers
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Randomize
