Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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