I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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