can we get nightvision for the apartment?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I still have a little drunk in my system
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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