he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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