what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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