shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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