Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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