I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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