There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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