Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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