So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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