I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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