so explain again why im purple
no
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I intend to get homeless drunk
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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