Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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