I need help removing her.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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