I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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