google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
