The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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