somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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