Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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