she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
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Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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