Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Randomize
