Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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