You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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