Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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