You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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