is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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