I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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