1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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