What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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